'Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. William Joel!'

Check this out. I occasionally come across hate for Billy Joel, and it is always worthy of my amusement. He's a fun guy to kick around because his music does blow, but he has a ton of money, so you don't feel quite as bad. Basically it is fact to say that he sucks. It is also fact that he seems like a really nice guy who can't catch a break (musically, anyway) and has never really been nasty to anyone, and who is worth of a Dan Barry article. 

I hate his music. But he did somehow convince Christie Brinkley not only to bang, but also to marry his ugly self. So the guy can't be all bad.