Wednesday, May 20, 2009

National Day of Slayer

Fuck yeah. This is a great website, and I want to throw the full weight of this blog and all three of its readers behind the National Day of Slayer on June 6th. Always up for jumping on the bandwagon, we wholeheartedly endorse a day of deathmetal for the populace, and we feel that if we don't, our lives and the lives of our pets may be in imminent danger. 

Perhaps getting behind something like this will give us a little more street cred with the kids blasting the Slayer down at McDonald's, and maybe they won't throw those milkshakes on our windshields like they did in high school while giving kids and Moms the finger. It is more than likely we work for those kids now somehow. Goddammit. 

There is now Slayer on my iPod, and somehow I feel like things have come full circle, and somehow, this is bad news for my neighbors. As always, they can eat shit, and I will let them know this again on June 6th. 

Reign in blood,

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