Tuesday, February 3, 2009

What The Fuck Is With All These Animal Names?

No idea why it took me so long to figure this out, but what the fuck is with all of these animal names lately? 

Behold the following names, some awesome, most pretty goddamn lousy. A few are old, but all were purchased by me in the past 365 days:

Animal Collective
Panda Bear
Mostly Bears
Grizzly Bear (You fucking SUCK, Grizzly Bear!)
Deer Tick
Band of Horses
Jesus H Christ and the Four Horsemen (It references guys on horses. Close enough.)
Fleet Foxes
Vampire Weekend (Vampires are like animals. Yes, they are, dick.)
Dr. Dog
Wolf Parade
The Lovely Sparrows
Blitzen Trapper (Reindeer, brah.)

1 comment:

Carver said...

At least we've moved on from similarly-colored animals of '80s hair metal: White Lion, White Snake, Great White.